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Thursday, September 02, 2004
The YetiCave
This Monday, I moved into my apartment! I was supposed to move on Sunday, but Uhaul are a bunch of idiots.
It's a "garden apartment," which is, in layman's terms, a basement. Of course, I have seized this excellent opportunity to begin the construction of my massive underground complex, from whence I will fight evil throughout the city while a massive supercomputer does my homework. My supersonic jet (the YetiPlane) will launch vertically from a secret entrance under Lake Michigan. A supersonic jet is, of course, an obvious crime-fighting necessity.
Engineering student by day, strangely-named vigilante by night, I shall fight evil wherever it may lurk, and bring Uhaul to its knees!
