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Monday, November 03, 2003
By request of Shimon, I give you- The Ostrich!This space intentionally left blank
Ostriches are believed to be at large in the Negev desert. Anyone providing information leading to the capture of an ostrich will be rewarded with $5,000. Or 10 ostrich eggs. Whichever is available at the time.
Ostriches have two tennis-ball sized eyes and one walnut-sized brain. This is possibly due to a typo on the part of the secretary who copied down the specs.
In other news, it has been rumored that Big Bird is a closet ostrich.
