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Sunday, May 04, 2003
What's with all this homework? Sheesh, just last week I actually almost learned something. Fortunately, I was able to quickly return to my two favorite cathode-ray personality-repression devices.
Never leave me, O my Television!
Without You, my mind dost verily turn
to the folly of Analytical Thought-
That Scourge which befouls the calm spheres
of a Placid Mind, and brings upon it
the threat of Creativity, Change, and Self-Improvement,
three Perils which must not fall into the
Possibility of Contemplation.
