One fine Spring day the Little Red White And Blue Hen went out for a walk. She noticed some weapons of mass destruction in the yard that the Iraqi dictator had dropped. She decided to make sure that Saddam would not threaten her or her country.

On her way to her press conference she saw her friends, Germany, France, and Russia. She said, "Who will help me tell the world that Saddam is a very real threat?"

The animals were too busy selling selling depleted uranium to Saddam. Russia said, "Not I". Germany said, "Not I". France said, "Not I".

The Little Red White And Blue Hen said, "Very well then. I will do it myself". And she did.

The Little Red White And Blue Hen went on international television and told the world the truth- that Saddam Hussein's ultimate goal was the destruction of Western society. By fall the she had a majority of her country's citizens supporting her. On her way to Iraq to take away Saddam's weapons she saw her friends and she said, "Who will help me disarm Iraq?"

Her friends were having fun jumping in the leaves. Russia said, "Not I". Germany said, "Not I". France said, "What about inspections? Those worked last time."

The Little Red White And Blue Hen said, "Very well then. We will have inspections, and Saddam better cooperate". And they did.

Soon it became clear that Saddam was working against the inspectors, not with them. The Little Red White And Blue Hen started trying to gather a coalition of countries who would set down the rules for Saddam. On her way to the UN, she saw her friends as they zoomed past on their bikes. She yelled to them, "Who will help me convince Saddam that we mean business?"

The animals were having so much fun. Russia said, "Not I". Germany said, "Not I". France said, "But the inspections are working so well!"

The Little Red White And Blue Hen said, "Very well then, I will do it myself." And she did.

Soon the Little Red White And Blue Hen was hard at work trying to pass a final resolution against Saddam. She gathered a group of nations who would support her in passing the resolution through the UN. When she got to the UN her friends were already there sitting at the table laughing at her behind her back. She said, "Who will help me pass this resolution?"

Russia said, "Not I". Germany said, "Not I". France said, "You should never have given me veto power. Bwahahaha!"

The Little Red White And Blue Hen said, "Very well then- I don't need you anyways. I can disarm Saddam myself." And she did.

The Little Red White And Blue Hen worked very hard liberating Iraq from Saddam. She sent her best armored, infantry and airborne divisions to make sure that there would not be a long drawn-out war, and worked hard to minimize civilian casualties. When her armies reached Baghdad, Saddam had quietly dissappeared in the night. The Iraqi people smelled the sweet smell of freedom for the first time.

Soon it was time to instate a new government in Iraq. She said, "Who will help me establish a democratic government in Iraq?"

Her animal friends were so hungry for world opinion by now that Russia said, "I will". Germany said, "I will". France said, "I will".

The Little Red White And Blue Hen, who had done all the work by herself, was disgusted with her friends. She said, "I did all the work and I will democratize it myself." And she did.