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Thursday, May 22, 2003
Last week, if you recall, I attacked global warming. This week, I debunk evolution. Looks like evolution happens about 10,000 times faster than scientists thought. A minor mistake. Pay it no heed.
Gee, I'm getting to be a real wacko.
Tell me seriously, why would there be crop circles if aliens aren't abducting humans and harvesting their organs? You can't, can you? Then you admit I'm right! Our government is working against us! Wear tinfoil hats to damp out their mind-control beams. And whatever you do, don't drink any water from the tap!
